i'm not, but if i were
if i was going to embrace the weirdness in the universe and give in to my whims i'd collect things. once i had a thing for pigs, but that got out of hand and once you collect things people give you the most amazing amount of crap because you're an easy target (and you will never again get anything but that which you collect).
what would i collect? whoa ho ho ho. i'd be that crazy woman.
- wall pockets (who knew? i mean, i like vintage ceramics and wall pockets only crossed my radar this week. full disclosure, i do have a bid in for ONE on ebay if it stays at $5, and it's probably for a gift).
- frankoma pottery, specifically, potlitical mugs. dude. carter mondale. need i say more?
- chairs. oh wait. um. yeah. don't look in the basement.
- birdhouses. why the hell not? i'm going for the crazy award, remember?
- i would NOT collect or keep anything previously attached to my body, i'm not going there.
- does collecting $100 bills count? will anyone give me a bunch of them for a gift? hmmm.
Comments
Don't make me remind you that monkeybaby was previously attached to your body. You don't *have* to keep him, but it *is* recommended.
Posted by: meg | June 10, 2008 06:06 PM
I once had an elementary school crush on a guy but my friend claimed he kept clipped nails in a box to chew on later. Kinda killed the appeal. That and him making a move on my sister.
Anyway. Frankoma and Wall pockets?! Fabulous. Throw in some bakelite bangles and I'll join the crazy club.
Posted by: Sasha | June 11, 2008 09:17 PM