ok. maybe she does. at least the dress.

but here's the thing. you know those enormous maxi pads the hospital gives you after you have a kid? you bring them home and realize you don't want to wear a diaper? well they will STICK TO YOUR SHOES and you can clean and dust the hardwood floor pretty well and get some exercise while you're at it.

combine that with the wafting smell of baking banana bread. and a dozing child in the bjorn (no i did not skate on pledge-d floors while wearing the child).

that's so me. right now.