seriously. i wonder if i could make some money with keywords on a poop blog. dooce went the way of the mommy blog, other friends are trying hard to make some money on a blog about nothing (that reads like dooce is a friend, and while we have exchanged the occasional email and there was a thing about a britney cardboard standee many years ago, i wouldn't say we are friends exactly).

so, the poop blog. maybe it will just be a category. it might be one with a guest poster so that brian and i can both post and try to out-poop each other. brian's best so far is the peanut spraying the wall next to the changing table with poop. my best so far is going through 3 diapers in a row culminating in the peanut pooping yellow mustard soup into my hand. a big yellow handful. yup.

i'd love to tell y'all about some normal life kind of thing, but this stuff is all i've got.